{"id":2376,"date":"2010-10-20T15:46:10","date_gmt":"2010-10-20T23:46:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.puckandmary.com\/blog_mary\/?p=2376"},"modified":"2010-10-20T15:52:23","modified_gmt":"2010-10-20T23:52:23","slug":"10-signs-you-are-a-twin-daddy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.puckandmary.com\/blog_mary\/2010\/10\/10-signs-you-are-a-twin-daddy\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Signs You Are a Twin-Daddy"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>From the Twin-Daddy:<\/h2>\n<h4>You know you are a twin-daddy when:<\/h4>\n<p><center><div id=\"attachment_2381\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.puckandmary.com\/blog_mary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/04_dad_alex_mom_dom.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2381\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2381 \" title=\"04_dad_alex_mom_dom\" src=\"http:\/\/www.puckandmary.com\/blog_mary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/04_dad_alex_mom_dom-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"The Family Dinner\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.puckandmary.com\/blog_mary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/04_dad_alex_mom_dom-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.puckandmary.com\/blog_mary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/04_dad_alex_mom_dom.jpg 864w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2381\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Family Dinner<\/p><\/div><\/center><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>You make certain to use the bathroom at work because you may not have time at home.<\/li>\n<li>You have the \u201cbaby sway\u201d and will rock any object, anywhere, anytime to make it sleep.<\/li>\n<li>You can open a childproof medicine cap one-handed.<\/li>\n<li>You can feed a baby, read a book, and rock the other baby with your foot at the same time.<\/li>\n<li>You typically reheat your coffee more than twice.<\/li>\n<li>Any watching of television occurs while pinned to the sofa by sleeping babies. \u00a0If you can\u2019t reach the remote, you could end up trapped watching America\u2019s Top Model. \u00a0After several months, you may actually enjoy it.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><center><div id=\"attachment_2382\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.puckandmary.com\/blog_mary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/09_alex_shakti_dom.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2382\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2382 \" title=\"09_alex_shakti_dom\" src=\"http:\/\/www.puckandmary.com\/blog_mary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/09_alex_shakti_dom-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"Even Shakti has babysitting duties\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.puckandmary.com\/blog_mary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/09_alex_shakti_dom-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.puckandmary.com\/blog_mary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/09_alex_shakti_dom.jpg 864w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2382\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Even Shakti has babysitting duties<\/p><\/div><\/center><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>At the end of every day, you have a collection of baby drool on your shoulder and chest.<\/li>\n<li>You count a day without getting peed or pooped on as a pretty good day. \u00a0If you only got peed on, really\u2026 that\u2019s still fairly good.<\/li>\n<li>In order to get at your dinner while it is warm, you eat with a child strapped to you in the baby bjorn carrier keeping the plate over his head so you don\u2019t get crumbs on him.<\/li>\n<li>You walk in on your wife singing a song and the lyrics are, \u201cYou have explosive poop!\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the Twin-Daddy: You know you are a twin-daddy when: You make certain to use the bathroom at work because you may not have time at home. You have the \u201cbaby sway\u201d and will rock any object, anywhere, anytime to make it sleep. You can open a childproof medicine cap one-handed. 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