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The Exam and the Coda

12/16/2008

The final exam given by the Fencing Master’s Program at San Jose State University on December 13, 2008 and it ended a 30 year tradition of fencing education.  I was part of that program and took my Master’s examination that day.  I had flown in from Spain 6 weeks earlier and trained almost non-stop to prepare.  It was the culmination of over 16 years of fencing and 4 and half years of pedagogy training under Maestro Sullins, Maestro Sahm, and Maestra Sahm.

(All photos shown here are courtesy of Steven Flaugher.)

THE ORALS

The Oral Examination

The Oral Examination - (left to right) Maestro Ralph Sahm, Maestro John Sullins, Maestro Sean Hayes, Maestro Paul Scherman, Maestra Janine Sahm, Provost Puck Curtis, Candidate Sydney Thomson, Candidate David Coblentz, Candidate David Cogley, Instructor David Borland, Provost Eric Myers.

Any thought that your own maestri might show favortism in the orals is quickly dismissed as the ones who spend the most time with you grill you mercilessly.  These are the maestri that are most invested in your success and the ones who will be most unforgiving of your flaws.  The orals covered all three weapons (foil, sabre, epee) in detail.

THE GROUP LESSON

The Group Lesson

The Group Lesson - Instructing are Provost Eric Myers, Instructor Jeremy Tavan, and Instructor David Borland. Taking are Provost Daniel Williams, Provost Gary Murray, and Instructor Tony Barajas. (In the background is Instructor William Byrne.)

The Group Lesson is intended to judge your ability to control a larger lesson.  You divide your eyes between 3 students and are expected to provide feedback to both the students and the instructors.  In the action above the attack is directed to the crook of the arm which is a legal target in epee.

TEACHING LESSONS

Puck teaching Epee for the Board

Puck teaching Epee for the Board

Here I am teaching before the board to my good friend Eric Myers.  For the record, I’m inviting in third which is why my point is high and to my right.  The Italian tradition uses the left hand as a visual queue for the lunge.  Eric and I informally call it the “traffic cop hand”.  The palm says “wait”.  When I turn my hand and beckon forward, I’ll bark out the command “Via!” at the same time to draw the lunge from the student.  When I want the hit to land, I’ll bark “Hup!”

The Amazing Lunge of Provost Eric Myers

The Amazing Lunge of Provost Eric Myers. (In the background is Instructor Jeremy Tavan, Instructor Kevin Murakoshi, Provost Daniel Williams, and Provost Gary Murray.)

Here I have called out Eric’s lunge to the crook of my arm.  When I want him to recover, I will rotate my hand and make a pushing motion.  For anyone interested, “Via!” means “Go!” In Italian.

The Handshake of Friends after a Great Journey

The Handshake of Friends after a Great Journey

We’ve been training together for almost 5 years to reach this moment.  Not all of those times were fun and easy, but the friendship sustained us through the tough times.  The looks on our faces says it all.  Eric is a gentleman, a scholar, and, of course, a swordsman.

TAKING LESSONS

Eric calls out Puck's lunge in the Sabre Lesson

Eric calls out Puck's Lunge in the Sabre Lesson

In addition to teaching, I also had to demonstrate my form taking lessons.  Here I am taking a lesson from Provost Myers.   For those keeping score, there are 6 elements to the exam: The written, the orals, the group lesson, give lessons, take lessons, and the dreaded random actions.  Random actions are actions chosen by the maestri at random that the candidate is required to teach the student.  A master’s candidate is expected to be able to do all of these with all 3 weapons and our exam was a bit over 9 hours.  In the later photos you can see that the sun has set.

RANDOM ACTIONS

The Powerful Expulsion of Provost Murray

The Powerful Expulsion of Provost Murray

Provost Gary Murray passed his Master’s exam many years ago under Maestro William Gaugler but he has withheld his thesis all this time.  Instead, he has dutifully served as the program’s senior Provost for years.  His form is almost perfect and his ability to teach is matched only by his personal grace and patience with the people under his care.  For each exam, he volunteered to act as the student during the difficult random actions and when he found out the program was closing it’s doors at San Jose and moving to another university, he assured us that he would wait to turn in his thesis until the exam was complete.

For the fencing nerds out there, this action was:

In time, from the student’s invitation in third, grazing beat in 4th with a ballestra and direct cut to the flank.  The instructor will parry in second and riposte by glide to the flank.  The student will execute a ceding parry of fourth with an expulsion in fourth and riposte by direct cut to the outside cheek.

Maestro Sullins asked me to defeat my student’s expulsion with a disengagement in time, which was a trick question.  Fortunately, I told him this was impossible but was able to perform a disengagement in time on the student’s earlier beat.  As I said earlier, one’s own maestri will test you the hardest.

THE CODA

After my random actions, Eric was the final candidate left to finish.

Final Action of the Day - The Coda

Final Action of the Day - The Coda

Eric’s action was a dizzying series that started with a blade seizure in 3rd and deceive to the crook of the arm followed by a series of additional hits changing distance and targets, followed by a reassemblement to the crook of the arm, a simple parry of second, double circular parry of second, simple third, double circular parry of third, change of engagement to fourth with a riposte by flanconade in fourth which he parried with a ceding parry of fourth to trigger a second intention indirect (in fourth) to the crook of the arm.  You see the final attack landing above.

It looks like any other lunge but it’s not.  It’s the final action of the day, but it is also the last action in the last exam of the program.  In music, the final phrase is called the “Coda” and this was the coda to Maestro Gaugler’s program at San Jose State University.  The Maestri applauded and the candidates sighed and Eric and Gary saluted.  That was the end of it and this final fencing action was the bittersweet coda.

As the program looks for a new home, I’ll keep the blog updated.

THE GRADUATES AND THE BOARD

Because of the terrible manner in which the program was canceled by the university, the requirement for a thesis was waived.  In addition candidates who passed their exam under maestro Gaugler but never turned in a thesis were awarded their certificates which were held in trust pending the completion of a thesis.  Earlier in the blog, I referred to candidates by their current title.  In the picture below, I have added the new titles.

Diploma Recipients

Winter 2008 Diploma Recipients - (left to right) Maestro Greg Hicks, Maestro Gary Murray, Maestro Puck Curtis, Instructor Ricardo Vargas, Instructor David Coblentz, Instructor Sydney Thomson, Maestro Eric Myers, Provost Tony Barajas, Provost Kevin Murakoshi, Provost Jeremy Tavan, Maestro Daniel Williams, Provost William Byrne, Provost David Borland, Instructor David Cogley

The Candidates and the Board

The Candidates and the Board - (left to right) Maestro Puck Curtis, Maestro Greg Hicks, Maestro Gary Murray, Instructor David Coblentz, Instructor Ricardo Vargas, Maestro Sean Hayes, Instructor Sydney Thomson, Maestro John Sullins, Maestro Eric Myers, Maestro Ralph Sahm, Provost William Byrne, Provost Kevin Murakoshi, Maestra Janine Sahm, Provost Jeremy Tavan, Maestro Paul Scherman, Maestro Daniel Williams, Provost David Borland, Instructor David Cogley, Provost Tony Barajas.

Much thanks to all my fencing masters and of course to maestro Gaugler who founded the program.
~P.

We Passed!

12/15/2008

Saturday evening, I completed the requirements for the classical Italian fencing masters degree.  In consideration of the circumstances of the closing of the program at SJSU, the maestri waived the requirement for the thesis and conferred the certification of Master at Arms that night.  (This is a bit ironic since I already have 50+ pages written for the thesis, but I was encouraged to complete the work on my own initiative and I’ll follow through with that.)

It’s been a lot of work and I want to thank all of you for helping me learn to fence and teach.  While it might seem that this is an ending, it is in fact the beginning of my real work and I’m very aware that I am the junior maestro in a family of talented and experienced fencing masters.

Thanks again for all your support and assistance,

P.

One down with two to go

On Saturday, December 6, 2008 I took and passed the Fencing Master’s written exam and passed with an ‘A’.  That is pretty good, but to keep it in perspective, it only qualifies me to take the practical examination.

I am spending as much of this week training as I can and when I take the practical exam, that will leave me with a thesis.  When I complete the thesis and the practical, I can put on the black jacket.

Here are some pictures from my training session on Sunday with Maestro John Sullins.

Engaging in Third

Engaging in Third

 

Maestro's Candidate Eric Myers (Yes, he is really that tall.)

Maestro's Candidate Eric Myers (Yes, he really is that tall.)

 

From the student's engagement in first, change beat of second and straight thrust.  The instructor parries in second and directs a riposte to the outside high line.  The student executes a passata sotto from the lunge.

From the student's engagement of 1st, change beat of 2nd and straight thrust to the outside low line. Instructor parries in 2nd and ripostes to the outside high line. Student executes a passata sotto from the lunge.

 

Puck's classical Italian inquartata

Puck's classical Italian inquartata

 

Puck Curtis, Maestro John Sullins, Eric Myers

Puck Curtis, Maestro John Sullins, Eric Myers

Do you speak Sangria?

While I was in Spain, I was learning Spanish on the fly and one of my more winning attributes is a devil-may-care attitude that lets me look like an idiot without it bothering me too much. That helps me get some practice in, but it also guarantees the people around me no end of amusement as I mangle the language.  Here are some of the more amusing failures I have had trying to speak the language in Madrid translated as they would appear in English:

“Do you speak Sangria?  I would like to speak Sangria please.”

To me “habla” sounds like “have” in English so I just swapped them.

“I have lived in Madrid for two tables this year.”

     tables = mesas

     months = meses

This is pretty easy to do, but some of our customers from Columbia gave me a little smile when I pulled this one.

“I am an electrical January from the United States.”

     engineer = ingeniero

     January = enero

Seriously, can anybody tell the difference here? It’s like  “In-He-NEE-ero” versus “A-nairo” and I think it should count anyway.

“For lunch I would like to eat the ribs of a Chinese man.”

It’s very easy to get these mixed up, but it’s a good way to horrify the waitress and amuse your work colleagues.

That’s it from your friendly neighborhood Sangria-speaking, cannibalistic electric January.

P.

Boy gets girl, Boy gets kicked out of country…

12/3/2008

My life is basically a sappy love story with a lot of background noise.  My wife is an amazing, intelligent, beautiful lady with amazing drive, and a heart big enough to forgive all my many flaws.   She is studying Spanish at one of the top universities in the country and even there she excels.  She’s currently in Spain doing research on a Fulbright grant for Spanish swordplay and honor in Golden Age Spain.

A pretty girl with a sword and a fencing book... Yep... I'm lucky!

A pretty girl with a sword and a fencing book... Yep... I'm lucky!

 

We had always intended that I would spend the year with her in Spain, and my company (Digi International) has been really wonderful working with me to try and get a work permit and visa to enter Spain. It’s unprecedented how much they have done to assist in this goal of spending time in Spain with her while she digs through the libraries of Spain looking for clues.

Everything was going very well and in November, I returned to vote in the election and finish the final stages of the paperwork for my work visa.  Unfortunately, between the time I submitted my application and November 4th, the global economy went into a rocketsled-powered deathspiral into the nether regions of Hell. Spain already had a huge population surge due to immigration and they stopped issuing any new work permits for foreign workers. 

Article on European Work Visa Restrictions

On Friday, November 14, 2008 my work permit was denied.  My company asked for another meeting and an appeal with special consideration. 

On Friday, November 21, 2008 that appeal was also denied, which triggered a new plan to travel there on tourist visas for up to 90 days in any single 6 month period.

On Wednesday, December 3, 2008 I was informed that this also could be an issue and Digi didn’t want me to do this.  In the space of three weeks I’ve gone from spending my dream year with my wife in Spain, to being:

  • wifeless
  • homeless
  • dogless
  • carless

It’s a tough break for us and I’m a bit glum about the whole thing.  Seriously, I married pretty well and when you get to go home to a girl like that, losing her for 10 months is pretty painful.  Fortunately, my life is a cheesy love story so if the boy loses the girl, we know how it is going to end.  

P.